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10/06/2018

Preview: Trolley Boy at Alphabetti and ACW


Trolley Boy
Newcastle Alphabetti - Tuesday 10th – Saturday 14th July 2018
Arts Centre Washington - Thursday 19th – Friday 20th July 2018

Ladies and gentlemen, behold Trolley Boy!
Riding these broken streets, dodging stones and swerving dog shit in his
superfast Asda trolley.
Brave, fearless Trolley Boy brings hope to the hopeless, help to the
helpless and safety to the... not very safe.
Trolley Boy has emerged like a phoenix from the ashes. He sees, he
hears: despair in the bungalows, panic in the flats.
But fear not. Trolley Boy fights for justice.

Alphabetti Theatre brings their latest production, Trolley Boy, to the North East this July. Written by David Raynor and set in Washington, Tyne and Wear in the early 90s – directly inspired by David’s own Washington upbringing - Trolley Boy is the story of a teenage boy trying to come to terms with loss.

Things haven’t been great for 14-year old Colin. 1992 was already a pretty crap
year. But when tragedy strikes and the forces of darkness move in there’s only
one thing left to do: become a superhero.

The play has been developed over a 3 year period, supported by Alphabetti Theatre’s Literary Department, and has previously been performed as a script-in-hand performance at Alphabetti Theatre’s basement venue in 2016. The current production is supported by Arts Council England.

Following the performance at Arts Centre Washington on Thursday 19th July, the audience and members of the Washington and North East community are invited to attend a post-show symposium to discuss: Washington – 30 years and counting. This symposium will look at how the social and urban landscape of Washington has changed since the Development Corporation closed in 1988, using the play as springboard for the discussion.

Cast and Creatives:
Cast Bob Nicholson & Cheryl Marie Dixon
Written by David Raynor
Directed by Ali Pritchard
Movement Director Malcolm Shields
Designer James Pickering
Composer Roma Yagnik
Sound Designer Matthew Tuckey
Lighting Designer Martin Fraser
Dramaturg Ben Dickenson
Produced by Chloe Stott

Tickets:
Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Date: Tuesday 10th – Saturday 14th July 2018 at 7.30pm
Tickets: Tuesday – Wednesday Pay What You Feel

Thursday – Saturday £8 Full Price / £6 Concession (Student, Over 60,
Artist, Unwaged)
Age Recommendation: 12+

Arts Centre Washington
Date: Thursday 19th – Friday 20th July 2018 at 7.30pm
Tickets: £8 Full Price / £6 Concession (Student, Over 60, Artist, Unwaged)
Age Recommendation: 12+


04/06/2018

NEWS: Edinburgh Fringe Previews at Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre


The Before Fringe Festival!

Edinburgh Fringe Previews
Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre
Friday 27th – Sunday 29th July 2018


If you can’t get to up to the Edinburgh Fringe this year, fear not! Alphabetti presents a weekend of Fringe Previews.

Join Alphabetti Theatre as they present Newcastle’s very own fringe festival on the 27th – 29th of July, just before everyone trots up to wee bonny Scotland for the big event! They will be presenting wonderful EdFringe previews across the whole venue; in the bar, theatre and rehearsal room (renamed The Comedy Room) so there'll be plenty of theatre, comedy and more to stumble across.

All 18 events are Pay What You Feel so there's even more reason to catch as many as you can!


Here are the shows:

NUTS presents ‘Big Trouble in Little Monkey’s Daycare’
Genre: Theatre
When: Friday 27th July
Start: 7:30pm – 8:30pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel

Tommy is a hard-boiled private investigator on the mean streets of Little Monkey’s Daycare. He’s four and a quarter years old, with an eye for trouble and a taste for candy sticks. Together, with his strong and mostly silent partner Bobby, he sets out to uncover and foil a plot that seems to go right to the top of the playground, which admittedly is not very high at all.

Beach Hunks presents ‘BEACH HUNKS: Leg Day’
Genre: Sketch Comedy
When: Friday 27th July
Start: 20:45pm – 21:45pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Toned. Honed. Hunked. Chipper sketch lads Beach Hunks stride leggily to Edinburgh with a fast-paced hour of daft sketch carnage. Roll out the bunting and pray for rain as the Hunks celebrate the most special day of the year with a ceaseless parade of reprehensible characters and whip-smart gags. Limber up. Lunge forth. Whatever you do, don’t skip Leg Day.
‘High energy physicality... had me in hysterics’ **** (Serena Bhandari).
'Bold and unusual' ****,
Top 10 Shows of the Fringe 2016 (WestEndWilma.com)

* Please note this show is taking in a room upstairs and is therefore not accessible – a thousand apologies.

Alphabetti Theatre presents ‘Showaoke in the Bar’
Genre: Karaoke
When: Friday 27th July
Start: 22:00 – 00:00
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Copy: Karaoke but accompanied by a baby grande piano instead of a tinny backing track

Spontaneous Wrecks presents ‘Spontaneous Wrecks Kids show’
Genre: Improvised Comedy
When: Saturday 28th July
Start: 11:00am – 12:00pm
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Spontaneous Wrecks bring their family-friendly improvised comedy show 'Picture This!' back to the Fringe after its debut in 2017. Children in the audience draw us pictures of things they'd like to see in a story – and then we perform that story, made up on the spot! 
* Please note this show is taking in a room upstairs and is therefore not accessible – a thousand apologies.

Neil Harris and Julie Grady Thomas presents ‘A Comedy Brunch 2’
Genre: Stand-Up Comedy
When: Saturday 28th July
Start: 12:15 – 13:15
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Breakfast of champions? Brunch of runner-ups. Neil Harris and Julie Grady Thomas return with a new set of jokes, stories and observations. Cerebral and articulate with elegant punchlines, Neil is a computer programmer turned stand-up who finished runner-up in Hilarity Bites New Comedian 2017. With cool, crafted and captivating anecdotes, Julie, an American comedian and writer, has been featured in Elle UK.

Jack Evans presents ‘WORK’
Genre: Stand- Up Comedy
When: Saturday 28th July
Start: 13:30 – 14:30
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Jack Evans, lizard prince of Manchester's alternative circuit, presents a punchy, out-there hour about work: its history, its present and a future without it. Jack’s last show 'Melancholy Poontang' was one of i-D's best shows at the Fringe.
'An alternative tour de force' **** (EdFestMag.com).
* Please note this show is taking in a room upstairs and is therefore not accessible – a thousand apologies.

Fearless Players presents ‘Armour’
Genre: Theatre
When: Saturday 28th July
Start: 14:45 – 15:45
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
What do the widow and mistress of Scotland's famous bard discuss over tea? After the death of Robert Burns, his wife Jean Armour and mistress Nancy Maclehose finally meet. Female-led theatre company Fearless Players bring an all-female production dedicated to the women behind Scotland’s history.

Harriet Dyer presents ‘Soo’s a Prick’
Genre: Stand-Up Comedy
When: Saturday 28th July
Start: 16:00 – 17:00
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Ever wondered why Sooty never doth speaketh? Thought so. It's time you knew the truth, the oh so sinister truth. Expect usual Harriet Dyer (as seen on ITV1, 2 and Be, BBC3 and as heard on BBC Radio 4 Extra, BBC Ouch) tomfoolery but in a musical with puppets, dance numbers and emotional turmoil. The larks you'll feel will be different.
‘A bundle of whimsical hilarity… a breath of fresh air... will have you in stitches’ - Broadway Baby
* Please note this show is taking in a room upstairs and is therefore not accessible – a thousand apologies.

Lee Kyle presents ‘Kicking Potatoes into The Sea’
Genre: Stand-Up Comedy
When: Saturday 28th July
Start: 17:15 – 18:15
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
Have you ever kicked a potato into the sea? Lee Kyle has. It's great but it's not the answer to your problems or anything. Unless your problem is that your sea doesn't have enough potatoes in, which it almost certainly isn't.
‘Top up-and-coming comedy performer’ – BBC

Richard Brown presents ‘You Are Not My Audience’
Genre: Stand-Up Comedy
When: Saturday 27th July
Start: 18:30 – 19:30
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
A show for anyone who feels they can’t relate to anything, this joyfully miserable comedian shines a ray of light into the dark corners of ‘edgy’ comedy.
★★★★ – Scotsman
★★★★ - Ed Fest Mag
* Please note this show is taking in a room upstairs and is therefore not accessible – a thousand apologies.

Nouveau Riche presents ‘Queens of Sheba’
Genre: Theatre
When: Saturday 28th July
Start: 19:45 – 20:45
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
To reserve tickets: http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/date/512474
Queens of Sheba tells the stories of four black women who have been turned away from a night club for 'being too black' (based on the Dstrkt night spot incident of 2015). The drama focuses on the rise of Misogynoir (misogyny directed towards black women where race and gender both play roles in bias). Queens of Sheba is a journey that travels through some of the harsh realities of our time. Untapped Award winner 2018.

Ross Brierley presents ‘Accumulator’
Genre: Stand-Up Comedy
When: Saturday 28th July
Start: 21:00 – 22:00
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
To reserve tickets: http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/date/512475
What would you do if you had a bet on the horses and won a year's wages in a day? Quit your job and become a professional gambler? Sure, why not. Award-winning comedian Ross Brierley takes you on a surreal journey into the highs and lows of trying to predict the future to pay the bills. An hour of big, daft ideas and little plastic pens from the host of The Not So Late Show with Ross and Josh.

Martha Pailing presents ‘Background People’
Genre:Theatre                                                    
Sunday 29th July                              
Start: 13:30 – 14:30                           
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
To reserve tickets: http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/date/512476
Background People is a series of four short absurdist stories exploring the line between commitment and obligation through spoken word, theatre and live art. This new solo show focuses on routine, relationships and place (and the 107 decisions crammed in between).

Gavin Webster presents ‘I Am Stand Up Comedy’
Genre: Stand-up Comedy
When: Sunday 29th July
Start: 14:45 – 15:45
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
To reserve tickets: http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/date/512478


* Please note this show is taking in a room upstairs and is therefore not accessible – a thousand apologies.

YESYESNONO presents ‘5 Encounters on a Site Called Craigslist’
Genre: Theatre
When: Sunday 29th July
Start: 16:00 – 17:00
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
To reserve tickets: http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/date/512479
Sam wants to tell you about five encounters he had on a site called Craigslist. Sam is anxious about the way he gets to know people. About the way he self-sabotages his attempts to communicate and reach out to those around him. Sam wants this to be a chance for you to get to know him. Desperately hilarious and achingly bleak, 5 Encounters… is an intricate and tender question mark around our attempts to encounter each other in this technologized world.
★★★★★ visionary, purposive and unpretentious. Three Weeks

Katherine Tanney presents ‘Composter Syndrome’
Genre: Stand-up Comedy
When: Sunday 29th July
Start: 17:15 – 18:15
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
To reserve tickets: http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/date/512480
A self-indulgent, rambling and ill-prepared insight into the mind of an enormous human cliche, who desperately tries to fit in, whilst desperately trying to stand out. Please love me. Composter Syndrome - a work in the earliest stages of progress.
‘Hotly tipped’ - The Northern Echo
‘Solid material and striking delivery’ – Gigglebeats

Spontaneous Wrecks presents ‘Improvised Edinburgh’
Genre: Improvised Comedy
When: Sunday 29th July
Start: 18:30 – 19:30
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
To reserve tickets: http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/date/512481
Newcastle-based improv group Spontaneous Wrecks prepare to return to the Fringe for the third year running! Performing scenes and playing games made up on the spot, everything we do is inspired by your suggestions, which means every show is completely different – and anything can happen!

Hal Branson presents ‘MBOLO’
Genre: Stand-up Comedy
When: Sunday 29th July
Start: 19:45 – 20:45
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
To reserve tickets: http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/date/512482
Most people go to Africa to do charity work to find themselves and get some purpose and meaning in their lives. Fifteen years ago, Hal went for these reasons too but also to try and stop smoking weed and get over a self-induced nervous breakdown. Instead he came back having built a fifth of a school and learned the Ugandan words for both sets of genitals.
'Effortlessly watchable' – NARC

Seymour Mace presents ‘Seymour Mace Gets Sucked Off By God’
Genre: Stand-up Comedy
When: Sunday 29th July
Start: 21:00 – 22:00
Tickets: Pay What You Feel
To reserve tickets: http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/date/512483
Mister Tuesday, potatoes versus knives, 80s, music, future wizard, noise, monkeys, lords, frauds, the saddest pictures in the world, animal band, ways to live, ways to die. Sucked off by God. If that sounds like your kind of thing then come and meet me in my imagination. Unless you're a little kid, then f*ck off!
'For Seymour Mace the rules of conventional stand-up are irrelevant' **** (Scotsman).

03/06/2018

Preview: The Butcher’s Bill on tour across the region



The Butcher’s Bill

South Shields & Westoe Club - Monday 11th June
Durham Alington House - Tuesday 12th June
South Shields Customs House - Thursday 14th - Saturday 16th June
Newcastle Alphabetti Theatre - Wednesday 20th & Thursday 21st June
Arts Centre Washington - Friday 22nd June
North Shields The Exchange - Saturday 23rd June

The Canny Craic Theatre Company presents The Butcher’s Bill a play by Ken Reay directed by Jamie Brown on tour from Monday June 11th 2018 with venues in South Shields, Durham City, Washington, Newcastle and North Shields.

Val McGregor from Canny Craic describes the play as a story about 3 men, each with stories to tell: some true; some false and some exaggerated.  All are trying to escape from No Man’s Land in France during the 1st World War. “The play is essentially a very black comedy of survival in extreme circumstances.  All three men could have avoided ‘joining up’ through age, health and mental issues but chose to fight because of family pressure, atavistic urges; and in one case, sheer  innocent ignorance.”

Writer Ken Reay said, “A version of this play was staged at The Customs House in South Shields in 2006 and was very well received and I decided to re-write it in the light of feedback from that production plus the chance to work with Jamie Brown as Director.  His comments and ideas have been invaluable.  He has also assembled a brilliant cast of multi-talented actors broadening the scope of play; and setting me exciting challenges!”

Paul Dunn and Lawrence Neale
Jamie Brown, the project’s Director said, “I can’t wait to get into the room and begin throwing The Butcher’s Bill around.  We have a taut, pressure-cooker script, depicting an intriguing catch-22 situation comprising of three vivid characters - all with their own flaws - being portrayed by three of the most accomplished actors in the region.  It has the potential to be really great.  We’re visiting some fab regional venues with a locally produced show which, these days, is also so important for the cultural fabric of the area, and I’m delighted to be part of that.”

Paul Dunn
Even as a relatively new company Canny Craic have successfully toured several historical, fact based, ‘workshops’ with Heritage Lottery and Barbour Foundation funding. But sponsorship for the Butcher’s Bill project is by a box office split with the venues and from Vic Young Garages who are providing their transport. It will be followed by another HLF and Barbour Foundation funded tour of ‘workshops’ with actors, based on World War 1 with the culmination being at The Word in South Shields on Armistice Sunday.

Cast & Creatives:
Writer       Ken Reay 
Director     Jamie Brown 
Producer  Val McGregor 

Cast:   Paul Dunn
            Steven Arran
            Lawrence Neale

Tour Dates:
South Shields & Westoe Club            Monday 11th June  7.30pm
Tickets £5 from Bar Staff
Alington House Durham City            Tuesday 12th June  7.30pm
Tickets £5 from venue
Customs House South Shields           Thursday 14th, Friday 15th & Saturday 16th June 7.30pm (2.30pm Saturday)
Alphabetti Theatre Newcastle           Wednesday 20th & Thursday 21st June 7.30pm
Arts Centre Washington                   Friday 22nd June  7.30pm
The Exchange North Shields              Saturday 23rd June 7.30pm

Preview: Steffen Peddie & The Big Time Fundraiser at South Shields Armstrong Hall

North East comedy writer’s play hopes to make The Big Time in Edinburgh.

The Big Time
Edinburgh C Royale
Wednesday 1st – Saturday 25th August 2018

Steffen Peddie & The Big Time Fundraiser
South Shields Armstrong Hall
Sunday 22nd July 2018

Writer Wayne Miller is set to have his play The Big Time run at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival. A play that previewed in his home town South Shields and was so well received it has spawned a sequel. Known in the North East mainly as an actor starring in musicals such as The Machine Gunners, Cuddy’s Miles, Dan Dare and plays Alf Ramsey Knew My Grandfather, Hadaway Harry and Romeo & Juliet, The Big Time was Wayne’s first time writing a full length play a play that was always eyed for a Fringe outing.

The comedy follows Jerry and Jacks, who do odd jobs working for a local gangster to pay off a debt. But the duo become out of their depth when they decide to pull off a kidnapping to get further up the ladder in the “organisation”. Far from becoming “Big Time” gangsters, their slapdash approach sees them snatch the wrong girl and find themselves facing the wrath of their boss.

The play will run at CVenues: C Royale in Edinburgh from 1st to 25th August, just one of thousands that will be hoping to make their mark. The Edinburgh Fringe is a dream for many a performer, not just because you can perform at the largest arts festival in the world…but for many it just stays a dream due to the sheer cost. Producing a show there in August costs many thousands of pounds, something Walton-Gunn Productions know too well. They have secured costs for the venue, accommodation and for the actors, however they are still a few pennies short… few thousand pennies that is. They are looking to find the final part of the budget for set, props and costumes and are holding a fundraising night for just that.  The shows producer Stacy Walton says “We have self-funded ninety percent of the costs, but still have an amount to source. Funding is limited for opportunities like the Edinburgh Fringe, especially for an all-out comedy. Arts Council funding is a no go for us as a company, so we are turning to theatre fans to help. So, we hope our night of comedy and music will do the trick.”

In July they will host a night of comedy and music headlined by North East comic, TV star and radio presenter Steffen Peddie.  A host of talented North East based performers will come together to support the theatre productions journey to hit the Big Time in Edinburgh. “We have been so lucky to have local musicians giving up their time to perform and having a top comedian and all-round gent Steffen Peddie jumping in to help out. Its set to be a great night of entertainment that we hope gets us to our target to get Wayne’s play to the Fringe.” Added Stacy.

The fundraising night Steffen Peddie & The Big Time Fundraiser will take place on Sunday July 22nd at Armstrong Hall in South Shields. Tickets are £8 available online @ https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/south-shields/armstrong-hall

For those who can’t make the event but would still like to help you can donate at https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/thebigtime